A Very Shy Snail

I organised a bizarre project about lemons and presented a book to people far more exciting than I am. I also co-run a fansite for Roger Allam, who is also far more exciting than I am. This blog is mostly a place where I squee about the works of Mr Allam, though there are occasional posts with cats falling off things, British people being British and possibly also of me falling off things whilst being British. Enjoy.

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And Then There Were Dinosaurs

(Again, this is my flatmate’s fault. All. Hers.)

The worst thing about having been transformed into a T-Rex, Chess reflected, was not being able to make tea. If she twisted her reptilian body just so, she could just about manage to flip the switch on the kettle, but adding fresh water, picking up the kettle, fetching a mug: impossible.

The worst thing about having been turned into a small sauropod, Pudu reflected, was the inability to get into pyjamas. She missed pyjamas. That and getting into her flat. And not having her flatmate attempt to eat her. She remembered that that was quite pleasant. And normal. She missed normal.

All in all, this dinosaur lark was a bore.

Posted 1 year ago

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Tags: dinosaurs, is this the real life, insanity, fic,

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